Miracles DO happen!

My lovely wife, Brigheon, is cooking me dinner! This is a miracle because I do the cooking. She never learned, though she has decided that she wants to learn. She asked my parents for a subscription to Cook's Illustrated for Christmas. Tonight, we are having a home-made marinara sauce with angel hair pasta. It smells really good. Oops. I just heard a distressed "Oh, man!" from the kitchen. I'd better run and make sure that there are no fires (literal or figurative) to be put out....